Silent Death
lemme get one or two licks
Ok let me stress that this is actually about a friend, not me. Ok this is definitely not a story Im trying to pass off on a friend but is really not about me. For the last time seriously not trying too be funny or cute but this story is really about this guy I know, not me.
Saturday night I had a couple friends over and we were watching movies and shooting the shit, when some how we got on the subject of the freakiest shit we had done sexually. I told my story, the next guy told his story then the next guy told his. Finally the final guys time came up and he was like, "I really don't want to tell ya'll this shit, and we were like "Come on dude we all told our shit, now spill yours." This guy is new to the group. He's been hanging with us for about 3 months. He somehow joined us one day at the gym and has been hanging with us ever since. Literally none of us had known this cat before then and don't remember asking him to hang out with us, but he's been a cool guy so no one really said much.
OK so he starts out with, "Well it's kind of complicated but in college I had a room mate that used to hang out a lot and do everything together. One night I'm laying in bed and the guy asks me if I really liked him. When I answered yes he got all excited. Then suddenly jumped in bed and grabbed him and started rubbing all over him. I jumped up and was like WTF are you doing man. He answered back I thought you liked me, you said you liked me. I said yeah as a friend. He goes I meant as a lover. He started grabbing at my dick and saying let me suck it I'll show you how good I am. I was like hell no dude I don't roll that way. He goes I won't tell anyone, I promise. I said fuck that I'll tell. Suddenly he got quiet for a second and please don't tell anyone. I said hell no Im telling everyone about this shit. He goes well if you tell then I'm going to say we had sex and you liked it. I got scared for a second and was like damn. Then I said Ok well just act like this didn't happen and no one will say anything. The other guy says no and says you have to sleep with me. I was like no man I'm not like that you get back in you bed and I'll leave and no one will know anything. The other guy goes no; I'm telling if you don't let me do it. I'm frantic scared out my ass, no pun intended. I can't think of anything to say. The other guy says just let me suck it let me get one or two licks and then I'll leave you alone. I was thinking no but I didn't want him leave and tell everyone we had slept together, so I said yeah. So the guy goes down and starts sucking and licking. Then he stops and says now your read I want you to stick it in me. I was like no man you said you wanted to lick it a few times. The guy goes I changed my mind. The guy gets up turns around pulls his underwear off, spits in his hand and wipes it on his butt. I was scared and didn't ant to do it but he was threatening me say he would tell the entire school, I didn't have a choice. If I did I would have done it but I had didn't have choice right, right?"
It was at this point that he paused, waiting for us to confirm his logic. Noticing the other 3 guys wasn't saying anything I muttered,"Uhhh...uhhh...yeah right." The guy immediately jumps in and goes see. He then continues with the story. "So I got behind him and stick my dick in his ass. We messed around for an hour because he wanted me to cum inside him but I couldn't be because I'm heterosexual and I couldn't cum inside a man, so he would have me stop and suck my dick when it went limp so I could continue to fuck him up the ass. Finally I guess he got tired and sucked me till I came and swallowed. He then got out of bed and climbed back into his and said. "I won't tell anyone about this." I crawled back under the sheets and went to sleep. The next day when he left for class I packed my shit up and went home, telling my parents I just didn't like the school."
As he was telling us this story I and the other guys had this frozen look on our faces. We were glancing at one another as if to say "WTF is this motherfucker telling us." So he finishes and the room is silent, then I break it with an "Awe man that's fucked up." The other guys chimed in "Yeah man I'd came back from home with a gun and shot that motherfucker and other similarly aggressive statements. After all the macho posturing had been done the room fell silent once more. I and the other guys still had these plastic looking smile stretched over our faces.
After a short pause the guy stood up and said, "Hey fellas I got to go. I'll check you guys later. We all speak at the same time, "Yeah man see you later, sorry you have to go, take care." He opens and closes the door and almost immediately we the remainder of us look at each other and start busting out laughing. So this past week we have yet to run into the guy at the gym. We assume he realized telling us his secret wasn't the best thing to do and high tailed it to another gym.
Saturday night I had a couple friends over and we were watching movies and shooting the shit, when some how we got on the subject of the freakiest shit we had done sexually. I told my story, the next guy told his story then the next guy told his. Finally the final guys time came up and he was like, "I really don't want to tell ya'll this shit, and we were like "Come on dude we all told our shit, now spill yours." This guy is new to the group. He's been hanging with us for about 3 months. He somehow joined us one day at the gym and has been hanging with us ever since. Literally none of us had known this cat before then and don't remember asking him to hang out with us, but he's been a cool guy so no one really said much.
OK so he starts out with, "Well it's kind of complicated but in college I had a room mate that used to hang out a lot and do everything together. One night I'm laying in bed and the guy asks me if I really liked him. When I answered yes he got all excited. Then suddenly jumped in bed and grabbed him and started rubbing all over him. I jumped up and was like WTF are you doing man. He answered back I thought you liked me, you said you liked me. I said yeah as a friend. He goes I meant as a lover. He started grabbing at my dick and saying let me suck it I'll show you how good I am. I was like hell no dude I don't roll that way. He goes I won't tell anyone, I promise. I said fuck that I'll tell. Suddenly he got quiet for a second and please don't tell anyone. I said hell no Im telling everyone about this shit. He goes well if you tell then I'm going to say we had sex and you liked it. I got scared for a second and was like damn. Then I said Ok well just act like this didn't happen and no one will say anything. The other guy says no and says you have to sleep with me. I was like no man I'm not like that you get back in you bed and I'll leave and no one will know anything. The other guy goes no; I'm telling if you don't let me do it. I'm frantic scared out my ass, no pun intended. I can't think of anything to say. The other guy says just let me suck it let me get one or two licks and then I'll leave you alone. I was thinking no but I didn't want him leave and tell everyone we had slept together, so I said yeah. So the guy goes down and starts sucking and licking. Then he stops and says now your read I want you to stick it in me. I was like no man you said you wanted to lick it a few times. The guy goes I changed my mind. The guy gets up turns around pulls his underwear off, spits in his hand and wipes it on his butt. I was scared and didn't ant to do it but he was threatening me say he would tell the entire school, I didn't have a choice. If I did I would have done it but I had didn't have choice right, right?"
It was at this point that he paused, waiting for us to confirm his logic. Noticing the other 3 guys wasn't saying anything I muttered,"Uhhh...uhhh...yeah right." The guy immediately jumps in and goes see. He then continues with the story. "So I got behind him and stick my dick in his ass. We messed around for an hour because he wanted me to cum inside him but I couldn't be because I'm heterosexual and I couldn't cum inside a man, so he would have me stop and suck my dick when it went limp so I could continue to fuck him up the ass. Finally I guess he got tired and sucked me till I came and swallowed. He then got out of bed and climbed back into his and said. "I won't tell anyone about this." I crawled back under the sheets and went to sleep. The next day when he left for class I packed my shit up and went home, telling my parents I just didn't like the school."
As he was telling us this story I and the other guys had this frozen look on our faces. We were glancing at one another as if to say "WTF is this motherfucker telling us." So he finishes and the room is silent, then I break it with an "Awe man that's fucked up." The other guys chimed in "Yeah man I'd came back from home with a gun and shot that motherfucker and other similarly aggressive statements. After all the macho posturing had been done the room fell silent once more. I and the other guys still had these plastic looking smile stretched over our faces.
After a short pause the guy stood up and said, "Hey fellas I got to go. I'll check you guys later. We all speak at the same time, "Yeah man see you later, sorry you have to go, take care." He opens and closes the door and almost immediately we the remainder of us look at each other and start busting out laughing. So this past week we have yet to run into the guy at the gym. We assume he realized telling us his secret wasn't the best thing to do and high tailed it to another gym.
