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MrAngryFace said:I dont want a sidekick
MrAngryFace said:haha wtf, "vote"?
MrAngryFace said:I dont want a sidekick
Fragamemnon said:We don't even know the specs yet. It could be really underwhelming, but it doesn't seem to matter because of the REVOLUTIONARY NEW INTERFACE! I've got this feeling Nintendo just wants to move console gaming toward the model of the GBA/DS, where games are cheap to make and sell well to a near-captive audience, hoping for a breakout IP like Pokemon was to maintain and increase their marketshare.
Well, didn'ya hear? Nintendo = doomed. Of course!sonycowboy said:It was a wild night wasn't it?
Shock, horror, disgust, ridicule, defense, acceptance, excitement, salvation, delusion.
:lol The Narrator doesn't hold a candle to MAFDr_Cogent said:The Nintendo fans are out in full force today
:lol
Yeah, where the hell is Drinky?
Kroole said:You're right. The specs are not known. What is known however is that it will have all the classic Nintendo games and some of them will be online.
I was about to edit that. Drinky is a hackMrAngryFace said:Varian: im not as good a writer, no.
Dr_Cogent said:I think the Revolution is not really geared toward us hardcore gamers in general. I think that the big N is focusing on the untapped casual market myself.
Sgt. Killjoy said:It could be completely 2D and i would still buy it.
Dr_Cogent said:I think the Revolution is not really geared toward us hardcore gamers in general. I think that the big N is focusing on the untapped casual market myself.
How is this not advocating piracy?MrAngryFace said:Kroole
Not to advocate piracy, but what youve just mentioned has been doable for quite some time now.
=W= said:How is this not advocating piracy?
"Not to support piracy, but you can pirate those so you don't have to buy a Revolution."
But I somewhat agree, people sold on the Revolution without seeing a single game yet are kooky.
KOOKYquadriplegicjon said:eh. people were sold on the ps3 and xbox360 before they saw any games.. its just the way some people work.
MrAngryFace said:I was the original, dont doubt me sir!!!!!!! Really! I was!
cubicle47b said:It feels good to be a Nintendo fan again.
Wakune said:Despite my best efforts to appear impartial I admit I burst out laughing when I saw the pictures. I expected a gimmick, but one that wouldn't thouroghly discourage ports. On one hand, Sega and Nintendo games for the Rev will be fun.
Who knows, maybe this controller will spark a flame of interest amongst non-gamers and work out well for Nintendo. I don't really expect the gains they receieve to justify the possible losses. Third parties are undoubtedly putting their thinking caps on regarding this move. Their ability to divide their efforts amongst numerous platforms has been crippled...will they choose to gamble along with Nintendo and forge a new market or will they wander along the expensive path of PS3 and X360 support? </idot speak>
I'm honestly interested in how this will further splinter the market. God...thank you Nintendo for the entertainment...
All Hail C-Webb said:You are a retard. The Revolution supports normal controlllers, a variant of the wavebird will probably come with the system.
Anyone bashing the Revolution controller is either retarded like yourself, or so fucking fat and lazy that they fear they won't be able to play games for more than 5 minutes, as opposed to their typical 8 hour marathon sessions.
I can play that game too: Anyone not bashing the Revolution controller touches children in inappropriate ways.All Hail C-Webb said:You are a retard. The Revolution supports normal controlllers, a variant of the wavebird will probably come with the system.
Anyone bashing the Revolution controller is either retarded like yourself, or so fucking fat and lazy that they fear they won't be able to play games for more than 5 minutes, as opposed to their typical 8 hour marathon sessions.
Dr_Cogent said:The Narrorator is Drinky Crow!
Drinky Crow said:The thread gets the DRINKY CROW SEAL OF APPROVAL.
That said, I can't imagine anything funnier than some fat Nintendo fan waving the remote around making swoosh noices while he pretends he's Link. Half of the apes that posted the original remarks would shit their asspants for a "Master Sword" variant of the remote.
Nintendo fanboys really don't know what they want, so they'll take whatever non-sequitur control device Nintendo throws at them and run with it. Contrary to the poor damage control attempts that tried to paint the analog sticks as an equivalent innovation (rather than an obvious evolution that no-one complained about), the remote is really a very silly and gimmicky attempt by Nintendo to strictly differentiate themselves from the competition. This works great for the jaded Nintendo crowd, because they haven't really been comfortable with videogaming since Sony took over, and they'll latch onto ANY excuse that might offer a brief rekindling of their narrow-minded interest.
Drinky Crow said:Jeff,
If you don't like negativity, I can suggest a number of men's drum circles you can join. Until then, this is a public forum for the exchange of opinion, and negativity will always be your unloved but faithful companion.