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SANTO and the STUNGUN

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Santo

Junior Member
Alright, I hate to bring my girl problems to the board because I'm sick of the drama, but, I have no where left to turn.... so...

Last night me and my girlfriend were hanging out (we've been dating for about 1 month now but we knew each other since we were kids) the other night and she was laying stomach down on the bed, with me on top. We were alone in the house (parents on vacation) and had been laying there all through fear factor. and of course, i got turned on and asked my GF to take off her pants and i started spanking her. so yeah, that lead to me using my fingers and i did the "shocker" which is one finger in her behind and two in the front and she got really freaked out.

even though she seemed turned on as hell (even said she was gonna get off soon) and making a lot of noises she got stood up really quick and put her underwear and pants on. she then asked me what the hell I was doing and stormed out... i tried calling her all night but she didnt answer her phone.

i talked to her friend today online and she said she thought what i did was really disgusting and apparently feels awkward even thinking about being around me. i really like this girl A LOT but dont know how to justify what i did without asking.

please only post serious responses.
 
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belgurdo

Banned
In before FUTHA, "she's cheating on you," teh drama, and anything else I'm missing

anyway, sounds like she got scared of getting fingered in the ass (and liking it.) Not really sure why she turned on you, though
 
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MrAngryFace

Banned
You obviously need to talk to her at some point and discuss how she feels and how you both wish to approach potentially embarassing things in the future.

It also shows you dont know her well enough to pop these surprises on her. Plus its a bit of a surprise. I mean a finger up the WHOOT and two in the BEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOP.

If she doesnt want to talk then I dunno, you cant force her to reason this out with you.
 
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Star Power

Member
You don't just stick your finger in someones ass without asking.

Perv.

A simple "May I stick my finger in your ass?" would probably have prevented you from being in the dog house.
 
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Bob White

Member
What the fuck? How'd you end up being the bad guy in all of this?! You were giving her old "treatment".

Fuck old Mary Rottencrotch. You're not the badguy, so don't apologize for shit.
 
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Deleted member 1235

Unconfirmed Member
Let me get this straight, You just told a message board that you stuck your thumb up the butt of your girlfriend WITHOUT ASKING and now want serious responses as to what you should do now? Please let me know if I have that right before I attempt a serious response.
 
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StrikerObi

Member
There's only one thing you can do....

Kill her, then yourself.

ibhat.gif
 
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Santo

Junior Member
Come on guys. I'm new to this whole relationship thing and this is only the second girl I've dated, ever. I know a few members here got some advice with their probs and I would just appreciate the same.
 
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Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Damn dood your finger got all poopy.
 
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jenov4

Member
Hahah this thread turned against Santo faster than his gf did.

Some advice, if you really like her, go to her place with some flowers, jewellery, stuff bears and whatever else she likes and go win her heart!
 
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Deleted member 1235

Unconfirmed Member
you stuck a finger up the arse of the second girl you have dated ever? Big things ahead for you dude!
Just tell her you read some guys magazine and it said girls would love it, act sorry and stupid and tell her you won't do it again unless she asks you to.

Did you not even touch it for a while before craming your hand in there or what? Thats what you shoulda done if you couldn't actually ask straight out, you woulda just got your hand smacked away or something.

And tell not to be so ANAL about the situation.
 
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sefskillz

shitting in the alley outside your window
damn, second girl you've ever dated and you just slipped yo finga in da booty like that?

what a thug.
 
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Pattergen

Member
Santo said:
Come on guys. I'm new to this whole relationship thing and this is only the second girl I've dated, ever. I know a few members here got some advice with their probs and I would just appreciate the same.
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Oh ok, you are new to dating! That makes total sense! That is why you didn't know that your new girlfriend might feel uncomfortable about the Shocker!!!. Really man, what did you expect.

Honestly, you are shit out of luck. But if you want to try to win any respect and trust back from this girl, you might want to leave her alone for awhile and then try talking to her again.
 
ScientificNinja

ScientificNinja

Member
I need to get this straight... did you just go for the plunge without any kind of forewarning or hint that you'd go in that direction? And you just assumed she'd like it?
 
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MonkeyBoy

Member
first give her some space to think more and let her come to you on her time, she will respect you more for it. also make yourself approachable. if she does not come to you with in a week then i guess you will need to make another iniative to talk.
 
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Santo

Junior Member
ScientificNinja said:
I need to get this straight... did you just go for the plunge without any kind of forewarning or hint that you'd go in that direction? And you just assumed she'd like it?
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Well this may sound stupid, but I've seen it in a lot of *gasp* pornos... and i just stuck my finger in for a couple seconds before she freaked.
 
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darscot

Member
Throw in the towel and move on. And next time don't be shoving you fingers in a girls butt unless your damn sure shes into it. Not sure what made you think to do this but time to ease of the porn.
 
ScientificNinja

ScientificNinja

Member
Jesus - this is the second girl you've ever dated and you (a) asked her to remove her pants; and (b) stuck your finger in her pooper?

How old are you?? Stop reading filthy forums like this one :D
 
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iced lightning

Member
Santo said:
Well this may sound stupid, but I've seen it in a lot of *gasp* pornos... and i just stuck my finger in for a couple seconds before she freaked.
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that's my boi right there, you know how it's done. All girls love anal penetration but some are scared cuz poop comes outta there, you know? Did you hear her say don't touch my poopoo hole, darling? If not it's fair game imo.
 
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belgurdo

Banned
Santo said:
Well this may sound stupid, but I've seen it in a lot of *gasp* pornos... and i just stuck my finger in for a couple seconds before she freaked.
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Protip: Don't do things you see in porn. Girls tend to not like having fingers shoved ito their asses and the like because they're not getting paid for it like porn stars are
 
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Boomer

Member
Dude everyone knows you gotta lick it before you stick it. The saliva makes an excellent lube (although wears off quickly), plus she won't be so surprised when you jam your finger in her brown-eye.
 
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GodsTyro

Member
dude no one likes things shoved in their asses..i think this sort of mentality (that believes doing things like that is OK) is the type that also believes females are peices of meat :p

edit: uhh..we all started our posts with "dude"...
 
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Goreomedy

Console Market Analyst
So, you just jammed a finger in her ass, and thought it would feel good for her? No wonder she bolted.

Remember this the next time you consider fingering the starfish: You've gotta tease it to please it.
 
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Pattergen

Member
Santo said:
i got turned on and asked my GF to take off her pants and i started spanking her. so yeah, that lead to me using my fingers and i did the "shocker" which is one finger in her behind and two in the front and she got really freaked out.
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The more and more I read this line the funnier it gets. Amazing.


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were you thinking, man!?!?!
 
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Bob White

Member
Send her a pic of that goatse thing. Then the next time you see her, point and LAUGH at her.

Fuck the bitch.

This is like giving someone 100 bucks and they get mad at you.
 
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The Shadow

Member
Pornos taught me that women love it when I slap their face with my dick and then enduce the gag reflex as I face fucked them, bringing them to the verge of tears.

Where would I be without porn?
 
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Mumbles

Member
Santo said:
Well this may sound stupid, but I've seen it in a lot of *gasp* pornos... and i just stuck my finger in for a couple seconds before she freaked.
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Didn't I see this on a sitcom a while back?
 
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