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[Mmmkay]

For what it's worth, the faux snuff pics weren't made by the creepy cameraman dude.

Posted on March 28th.
http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1836596

 

[Kiriku]

Wow, this is strange.

 

[mosaic]

The only thing missing from this thread is a giant crab ... or Hirai shouting "Riiiiiiiidge Racer!" Hopefully, now that I've mentioned this shortcoming, someone with Photoshop skills will remedy the situation.

 

[meltpotato]

GA owned.

Sorry boys, leave it to the real men to win over an lady's heart. Go back to crying over a drop of blood.

wondering how long till someone posted that.

but the dude is from Studio City and has an earing. thats essentially a template for being involved in snuff porn.

edit: fuck im not saying he IS in snuff porn.

 

[Greenpanda]

I've read through this thread twice and I still have no idea what's going on; is this like the sequel to the Da Vinci Code here or something

 

[DenogginizerOS]

I dunno, man, can your 4-year-old handle Dead Rising screenshots? You were pretty concerned about potential accidental psyche-scarring earlier:



Viral Marketing? Dateline NBC? Agenda? Seriously, your paranoid histrionics over this are hilarious. I always thought you were a very level-headed fellow, but you are flipping the fuck out over this.

Part of the fun, baby. Part of the fun.

 

[Stench]

GA owned.

Sorry boys, leave it to the real men to win over an lady's heart.

lol

 

[mikeGFG]

wondering how long till someone posted that.

but the dude is from Studio City and has an earing. thats essentially a template for being involved in snuff porn.

Looks like all I need is an earing and I'm set for a life of snuff apparently. :lol

 

[Wario64]

GA owned.

Sorry boys, leave it to the real men to win over an lady's heart. Go back to crying over a drop of blood.

so who's posing as melissa?

 

[demi]

so who's posing as melissa?

Andrew.

 

[meltpotato]

Looks like all I need is an earing and I'm set for a life of snuff apparently. :lol

its true, isnt it!? no offense but whenever i hear "Studio City" i immediately get this bad feeling in my stomach.

 

[shuri]

Snuff Porn industry involvement?! Jesus christ!

It's like every time i click on this thread, there's some new discovery that links andrew and the crew to stuff thats deeper into the dark side of the internets.

also fucking with those people just isnt cool, I'd be really disapointed if gaffers would lead to having these guys in real troubles.

 

[WalkMan]

Snuff Porn industry involvement?! Jesus christ!

It's like every time i click on this thread, there's some new discovery that links andrew and the crew to stuff thats deeper into the dark side of the internets.

also fucking with those people just isnt cool, I'd be really disapointed if gaffers would lead to having these guys in real troubles.

We want the truth, and we want it now. Is it an act or are they being exploited? We want to know.

 

[mikeGFG]

its true, isnt it!? no offense but whenever i hear "Studio City" i immediately get this bad feeling in my stomach.

Haha, it's close enough; the San Fernando Valley is home to all sorts of sleaze and filth.

 

[Mmmkay]

It's like every time i click on this thread, there's some new discovery that links andrew and the crew to stuff thats deeper into the dark side of the internets.

It's like real life, but it's becoming a game!

Spoiler

HOW HAS NOBODY COME UP WITH THIS PUN YET? SHEESH!

 

[DenogginizerOS]

Ohh! Adventures in IRCland!

From some guy talking to Melissa (he PM's me):


So I then say: "Ask Melissa why the dude she poses in weird pics with is also at E3, clearly posing as some kind of freelance "journalist", interviewing Andy and co."

And now he's awaiting her reply.

DAMAGE CONTROL. PANICKING.

 

[bluemax]

Haha, it's close enough; the San Fernando Valley is home to all sorts of sleaze and filth.

I have a friend from the SFV, she said there's a lot of backyard porn that gets filmed there.

 

[sky]

 

[DenogginizerOS]

<Melissa> Posing as some kind of journalist?
<Melissa> We needed two crews to tape GameLife, since they didn't even fly in until Thursday morning.
<Melissa> He is a photographer / filmmaker and i asked him if he would bring his equipment and help.
<Melissa> Where is the confusion here?

And that's the inside scoop!

And she magically appears in a picture with him with fake blood on the wall in a murder/suicide pic?

 

[Great Wasabi Man]

ummm..well...how did this turn form a haha thread to "break out the tin foil hats". I dunno maybe I'm a bit de senstized but I don't find those images distrubing at all....and porn? your kidding right?

 

[drohne]

SNUFF! TRANSVESTISM! DRUGS! BAD PHOTOGRAPHY! PIRACY! STUDIO CITY! POUNDING MEAT!

videogames haven't been this sordid since gamefan went under

gamelife is life

 

[Stench]

<Melissa> Posing as some kind of journalist?
<Melissa> We needed two crews to tape GameLife, since they didn't even fly in until Thursday morning.
<Melissa> He is a photographer / filmmaker and i asked him if he would bring his equipment and help.
<Melissa> Where is the confusion here?

And that's the inside scoop!

BULLSHIT

 

[DenogginizerOS]

Melissa, care to explain this? Part of the deal to get him as a photographer? Or something else? And if not your breasts, how did you know about the "cocaine" being vanilla coffeemate? Did you put it there? Were you holding the camera? What the FUCK does this have to do with gaming?

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

OH GOD THE SUSPENSE

 

[Kuroyume]

I wonder if a dildo or finger is involved in the bathroom pic.

 

[mikeGFG]

HEY GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

RUN, GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

 

[poppin fresh]

I have a friend from the SFV, she said there's a lot of backyard porn that gets filmed there.

I have a friend who met a person in the street one day that told them that behind my house dogs sometimes have sex.

True story.

 

[meltpotato]

Melissa, care to explain this? Part of the deal to get him as a photographer? Or something else? And if not your breasts, how did you know about the "cocaine" being vanilla coffeemate? Did you put it there? Were you holding the camera? What the FUCK does this have to do with gaming?

she bones him. and he just has a passion for not-quite-art.

I have a friend from the SFV, she said there's a lot of backyard porn that gets filmed there.

the valley is famous for being the US porn industry center.

but ive read "Informers" too many times so you really can't believe anything i say about the valley.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

HEY GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

You tell me, and you win an aluminum hat and a "The End is Near" sign with Melissa's picture on it.

 

[shuri]

SNUFF! TRANSVESTISM! DRUGS! BAD PHOTOGRAPHY! PIRACY! STUDIO CITY! POUNDING MEAT!

.. All this and much more ad we investigate the so called "new school of gaming industry journalism" and how they are corrupting our youth, right after the break

 

[Belfast]

SNUFF! TRANSVESTISM! DRUGS! BAD PHOTOGRAPHY! PIRACY! STUDIO CITY! POUNDING MEAT!

videogames haven't been this sordid since gamefan went under

gamelife is life

I swear, it's right out of an episode of Action!

 

[DenogginizerOS]

<Melissa> Posing as some kind of journalist?
<Melissa> We needed two crews to tape GameLife, since they didn't even fly in until Thursday morning.
<Melissa> He is a photographer / filmmaker and i asked him if he would bring his equipment and help.
<Melissa> Where is the confusion here?

And that's the inside scoop!

MORE PANICKING!!

 

[DenogginizerOS]

That would be....sad. C'mon GameLife dudes...reveal yourselves or face the wrath of O'Reilly.

 

[jooey]

she bones him.

OMG GAMELIFE HERMAPHRODITE SCANDAL

 

[DenogginizerOS]

OMG GAMELIFE HERMAPHRODITE SCANDAL

Wait til their mommy's see the pics of the boobies and the "coffee mate". Goodbye GameLife. Hello job at McDonald's.

 

[Belfast]

Wait til their mommy's see the pics of the boobies and the "coffee mate". Goodbye GameLife. Hello job at McDonald's.

But...they're in college...

 

[DenogginizerOS]

Fun's over. Go home.

She told me through PM on another board that she doesn't have posting privileges here. She lost them when she changed her email a while back, and they were never reactivated.

 

[Error]

HEY GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

I'm wondering the same fucking thing.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

But...they're in college...

College. What college?

 

[DarknessTear]

College. What college?

They all go to Harvard. ALL of them.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

They all go to Harvard. ALL of them.

Really. What year are they?

 

[DenogginizerOS]

GA owned.

Sorry boys, leave it to the real men to win over an lady's heart. Go back to crying over a drop of blood.

Nice defense of GAF Demi? Next time, try asking some questions before you sell out your fellow GAFfers.

 

[demi]

Nice defense of GAF Demi? Next time, try asking some questions before you sell out your fellow GAFfers.

You guys are crying over blood, hello.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

You guys are crying over blood, hello.

Talk to Eel. He'll fill you in. By the way, I see blood every day, and it is real.

 

[muttyeah416]

whats going on my brain hurts

 

[DarknessTear]

Really. What year are they?

I LIED.

 

[way more]

This is how I interpret this. Someone posted a link to a British website featuring some first class make-up and F/X and we all freak out.

 

[EviLore]

Well, melissa has an account too as of now.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

I LIED.

:lol You don't say. But please, I think enough lying has been done in this thread already. Can we get some truth in here?

 

[DenogginizerOS]

Well, melissa has an account now too as of now.

Cool. Maybe she can come in here and tell us about GameLife and coffeemate.