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[IDKFA]

Now this is science!

I'll be 100% honest. I like eating my wife's ass. As in, I really, really like munching it like a man possessed.

If you can't watch the video, the main point is the Shigella bacteria, which can give you Shigellosis. This is caught when you consume the Shigella bacteria, so basically when you're eating shit.

Shigellosis symptoms include diarrhoea (often bloody), abdominal pain, stomach cramps. It can also be passed to other people without them having to lick your ass.

Yep. if you're eating ass you better make sure it's fresh and clean. Towards the end of the video they have a step by step process on how to clean your ass if you want take part in some rimming action.



Has this new science put you off, or are you still going to munch booty? Considering my wife is very, very clean and I'll only eat a freshly washed booty, I have nothing to worry about, but it's still food for thought.

Also, I hope the mods don't think this is too lowbrow or crude. I know licking ass can be funny, but it has seen a rise in popularity and this video could be very beneficial to a lot of Gaf members who are thinking about or already eat booty.

 

[The Pleasure]

The anguish of Gen Z is gonna be huge.

 

[SJRB]

Surely this comes to the surprise of no one?

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[INC]

Always thought you were a brown nose

 

[kruis]

The other side is just as dangerous.

Is Oral Sex Really a Leading Risk Factor for Throat Cancer? Experts Weigh In

An op-ed, published in April in The Conversation, pointed to oral sex as the leading risk factor for throat cancer. The leading risk factor for all throat cancer in most developed countries is human papillomavirus (HPV), which can be transmitted via oral sex.

www.health.com

 

[IDKFA]

Surely this comes to the surprise of no one?

Looking at the stats in the video, lots of people don't understand that if you're eating ass then that ass needs to be WASHED. Not just splashed with water, but fully scrubbed and deep cleaned.

That's where people are tripping up. They're eating dirty ass

 

[diffusionx]

Poop comes from there

 

[Lord Panda]

 

[E-Cat]

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

 

[Skyfox]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

You buttmunchers are wild, it shouldn't be surprising putting your mouth on a poop chute could lead to this.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Looking at the stats in the video, lots of people don't understand that if you're eating ass then that ass needs to be WASHED. Not just splashed with water, but fully scrubbed and deep cleaned.

That's where people are tripping up. They're eating dirty ass

Wash that chocolate dispenser all you like. I'll be shocked if forensically poo poo can't be traced from your mouth.

 

[Dis]

No shit

 

[TGO]

 

[S0ULZB0URNE]

Surely this comes to the surprise of no one?

And is why humans shouldn't do it.

 

[Kilau]

 

[adamsapple]

No shit ?

 

[Kilau]

And is why humans shouldn't do it.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Now this is science!

I'll be 100% honest. I like eating my wife's ass. As in, I really, really like munching it like a man possessed.

This is caught when you consume the Shigella bacteria, so basically when you're eating shit.

It can also be passed to other people without them having to lick your ass.

This whole eating ass thing is so overhyped. I get that there's nerves and some receptors down there but there are better spots, to appraise and lick, sniff, slap, and wax.

 

[S0ULZB0URNE]

This whole eating ass thing is so overhyped. I get that there's nerves and some receptors down there but there are better spots, to appraise and lick, sniff, slap, and wax.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

I guess that settles it. I go home to be a family man.

 

[thefool]

Our ass exists so we take a shit. And that's it.

 

[E-Cat]

I'll be shocked if forensically poo poo can't be traced from your mouth.

Forensically there's shit on your toothbrush -- whether or not it's been in your ass.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Forensically there's shit on your toothbrush -- whether or not it's been in your ass.

 

[OverHeat]

 

[Zelduh]

Should tell your wives there's urine and semen and also feces particles on your penis, you wouldn't want them to get sick would you?

 

[AJUMP23]

Fecal matter lives there.

 

[Badlucktroll]

 

[cormack12]

Use protection you animal

 

[K2D]

Remember children: Don't lose your soap up your bum!

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[Bojji]

I can put finger in attractive lady asshole but I can't force myself do anything more...

 

[The Cockatrice]

I can put finger in attractive lady asshole but I can't force myself do anything more...

What about your protected dick?

 

[Blitzmangoman]

 

[-Minsc-]

Hold on now... you're telling me girls poop? Mind blown.

 

[Bojji]

What about your protected dick?

I think I will try anal one day but eating ass is definitely not for me.

 

[demigod]

The anguish of Gen Z is gonna be huge.

Where can i buy this shit?

Thanks OP, this is good information.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

i mean.....just think about it.

 

[JohnnyPhats]

My wife loves her ass licked. I ain’t stopping. Of course it’s clean

 

[j0hnnix]

 

[E-Cat]

Use protection you animal

#thatsmyfetish

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Who would had guesses eating shit is bad for you? I wonder if eating vomit is bad too!

 

[bender]

 

[Danjin44]

you dont say?

 

[OverHeat]

Women eat ass too

 

[sharp weiner]

Important PSA to those with shit breath.

 

[Trunx81]

Explains the shit talk from Gen Z