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Angry Video Game Nerd
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Pristine_Condition
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He should have finished McKids for the viewers. I mean, you can get the maps for the game straight from one of the guys that developed the thing here:
http://greggman.com/games/mckids.htm
For a nerd, he sure isn't up on the whole "Google" thing.
http://greggman.com/games/mckids.htm
For a nerd, he sure isn't up on the whole "Google" thing.
He definately should have played something worse. He didn't even sound very angry in the review, especially in comparison to his BTTF and TMNT reviews.
I actually remember CosMc. From what I remember, in the commercials he came to Earth wanting to try great Earth food and he was given a Cheese Burger. That's probably why he disappeared.
demi said:
I actually remember CosMc. From what I remember, in the commercials he came to Earth wanting to try great Earth food and he was given a Cheese Burger. That's probably why he disappeared.
SonicMegaDrive
Member
McKids is a really good game, actually.
But I still enjoyed his review.
But I still enjoyed his review.
jeremy1456
Junior Member
SonicMegaDrive said:
QFT.
He really didn't have much fuel this time around, because MCkids rocks.
radioheadrule83
Banned
:lol errr durrrr I wanna put the game in!
"Every bird and attack dog on the block wants you dead, and theres not a whole lot you can do about that but jump for your life"
"Why would a bird want to kill a skateboarding bear anyway?"
Ahhh, they don't make games like they used to thats for sure.
"Every bird and attack dog on the block wants you dead, and theres not a whole lot you can do about that but jump for your life"
"Why would a bird want to kill a skateboarding bear anyway?"
Ahhh, they don't make games like they used to thats for sure.
Tornado Condor
Member
SolidSnakex
Member
salva said:
:lol Right when I saw the name Top Gun I knew one of the bigger complaints would be how its impossible to land.
And :lol @ his theme song.
Tornado Condor
Member
HADUKEN! :lol :lol
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
salva said:
:lol :lol
I beat the game...one of the most memorable games I have ever played due to its difficulty. At the time Konami was promoting they made the best games because they were the hardest. I believe that had somthing to do with the gametype.jjasper said:
As far as Angry Nintendo Nerd, he is amusing but didnt provide me with any reasons why TMNT..only that he wasnt good at the game. BTTF he was right on.
X360FanBoyLOL
Banned
:lol
If I had more time or motivation, I'd write an indepth rebuttal to his McKids review, because even the few complaints he made were wrong. And yeah, I beat this game and the secret level when I was 5 or 6...But I guess I was pretty good at games back then.
Why was he carrying a block when he tried to make that tough jump inbetween the two springs? If he had done it without it it would've been much easier. That bugged me a bit.
EDIT: And for the TMNT review...He's kinda dumb, isn't it? He clearly showed himself walking over a 1 space gap in the water level (not the swimming one, but the one where he kept falling into the water), so he knew that you could walk over small gaps, yet he just decided to ignore what he knew (and most people at that stage in the game knew) to make it more entertaining. But, I guess I'm probably just taking him too seriously.
Why was he carrying a block when he tried to make that tough jump inbetween the two springs? If he had done it without it it would've been much easier. That bugged me a bit.
EDIT: And for the TMNT review...He's kinda dumb, isn't it? He clearly showed himself walking over a 1 space gap in the water level (not the swimming one, but the one where he kept falling into the water), so he knew that you could walk over small gaps, yet he just decided to ignore what he knew (and most people at that stage in the game knew) to make it more entertaining. But, I guess I'm probably just taking him too seriously.
Nicktals said:
I could take any old game, pretend to be pissed off, and find anything close to being a flaw. While in some cases he is correct BTTF/Top Gun..but those games in general are widely considered shitty games...and I've known this since the early 90s. While CV2, TMNT, KK I enjoyed playing them all and many others have as well.
Warm Machine
Member
Castlevania 2 review is bang on. Stiff attacks, movement, jumping, and push back hit reactions don't work.
Fourth Storm
Member
That made my afternoon. So far, the Ninja Turtles and Castlevania reviews strike me as the best.
Warm Machine
Member
I want to see him tackle Jaws, X-Men, Dynowarz, and Rambo.
Future Trunks
lemme tell you something son, this guy is SO FARKING HUGE HE'LL FLEX AND DESTROY THE SUN no shit
LOL! I have this! Me and my friends would be on the first and second level owning fools - totally mastered fighting the enemies, but then, at the end of the levels...IT happened.
CPU: "Good job FT, now land and come on home buddy!"
Me (in the 8 year old equivalent of the word): "F*ck."
The sequence was awesome cause when the cut scene played you'd pray you made it, then the game would be a bastard and show you doing what appeared to be a clean landing on the carrier and then you just go right over the edge. :lol
My dad friggin' MASTERED this game though. He was all world. I was shocked. Supremely. He and his buddies would gettogether on days off and play this and Double Dribble. I felt privileged being able to see the last level with the Space Shuttle on the pad.
CPU: "Good job FT, now land and come on home buddy!"
Me (in the 8 year old equivalent of the word): "F*ck."
The sequence was awesome cause when the cut scene played you'd pray you made it, then the game would be a bastard and show you doing what appeared to be a clean landing on the carrier and then you just go right over the edge. :lol
My dad friggin' MASTERED this game though. He was all world. I was shocked. Supremely. He and his buddies would gettogether on days off and play this and Double Dribble. I felt privileged being able to see the last level with the Space Shuttle on the pad.
Of All Trades
Member
I could land, but I'm in the same situation as him where I've never seen the 3rd level thanks to the impossible refueling sequence.Shard said:
Ninja Scooter
Member
:lol the entire landing sequence "ASS! FUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuucK!"
Great Wasabi Man
Member
SanjuroTsubaki said:
agreed. More like Whiney Gonna Pretend I'm Angry Rolling Rock Nerd.
Great Wasabi Man said:
You guys are being cynical about a guy being cynical. He's being funny, you guys are being serious. "I can do the same thing play a shitty game and pretend to be pissed off." I doubt it.
And also about the games, hell I loved them when I was 5 years old playing TMNT. But, even then I knew it sucked ass. It was all about the license.
Just because the guy had an episode you didn't find as funny or agree with doesn't mean he 'sucks' now. I mean really I dont think he is too serious....
charlesthefirst
Member
Yeah, you guys need to just chill and not get offended by this guy just because he thought of a good idea before you did. That having been said, I was beginning to worry that he was losing his touch after the McKids and Wally Bear reviews, but the Top Gun review showed more of the quality that was present in his earliest reviews. However, I don't know if he'll ever top the TMNT, Roger Rabbit, CV2, or the BTTF reviews.
charlesthefirst said:
Umm, I don't agree. He could find games and situations to make some of his videos much better. He can do this whole act, while making valid review points. But the things I pointed out above just scratched the surface, of his just grasping to try to bash a game. But when he purposefully makes situations more difficult so that he can get mad at it, then it just takes the whole thing down a notch. He can find games worthy of getting pissed off at without having to fabricate anything.
Cauliflower of Love
Banned
Is it just me or are some of those mckids sprites/layouts the same shit that's in super mario world?
MightyHedgehog
Member
Wrong McDonald's game. The Treasure game, which was a good game actually, was Treasure Land Adventure on the Genesis/MD.GilloD said:
