Pokémon Red and Green - 1176 votes
Where the fuck is Blue Japan? What has Squirttle ever done you?
In my school there was a civil war between Red and Blue. All those Carmander fucks could step the fuck down.
And then the rich kid got the Link Cable, and there was a truce. We called him the Swizz. Mostly because he smelled like Toblerone, but also because he was pretty neutral and chill.
When Yellow came out, it was like.. "how is this possible". I remember not being able to comprehend how Pikachu would fllow you around.
Obviously, when gold and silver rolled out, everyone went with Silver. People who went with Gold were tacky orange-tinted frosty tipped boy band pop boys with their buffalo shoes and kappa sports jocking pants with the sided buttons all the way up, and their Aqua and Smashing Pumpkins hoodies.
If you discriminate against Pokemon Blue, you're discriminating against the only parent I ever had. I was raised in these Kanto streets.