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[Sosokrates]

They want to find god

Hope something exciting happens,

But what the headline will probably be

"SCIENTISTS SMASH PROTONS TOGETHER AND FIND OUT THE UNVERSE IS ACTUALLY A BILLION YEARS OLDER THEN THEY THOUGHT!"

 

[Big Baller]

Everything around it is going to taste purple and then a portal to another dimension is going to open.

 

[Crayon]

Have to stay competitive with Nvidia.

 

[DeepEnigma]

All that energy, fuck the climate, right?

 

[dr_octagon]

There was another video where someone was called 'Watermelondrea'. They must have stolen the name from here.

I'm grateful there is video proof, in case people think I am being a racialist.

 

[Dream-Knife]

Lot of weird stuff with this place. Their logo has 666 in it, and they have a statue of Shiva out front, which come employees did some death ritual a few years back.

I do think the alternate timeline at 2012 is possible. People today are literally insane.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I do think the alternate timeline at 2012 is possible. People today are literally insane.

Something must of happend because what we are seeing in society today is anything but normal.

 

[ResilientBanana]

Get ready to see black hole on earth

I hope they know what they doing because war in Ukraine will be small baby compared to this

Not enough energy.

Does that mean the LHC will make black holes? Not necessarily, Choptuik says. The Planck energy is a quintillion times higher than the LHC's maximum. So the only way the LHC might make black holes is if, instead of being three dimensional, space actually has more dimensions that are curled into little loops too small to be detected except in a high-energy particle collision. Predicted by certain theories, those extra dimensions might effectively lower the Planck energy by a huge factor. "I would be extremely surprised if there were a positive detection of black-hole formation at the accelerator," Choptuik says. Physicists say that such black hole would harmlessly decay into ordinary particles.

Science | AAAS

www.science.org

 

[AREYOUOKAY?]

Could you mess with that thing somewhere else?

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

Someone should stick their head in there and get an idea of whats going on

What if I told you a certain weasel already did and we’ve been knocked into the worst timeline as a result?

Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider

The Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland is offline, following a run-in with a small mammal that munched on a power cord.

www.npr.org

 

[Zeroing]

Maybe we can be warped into a better timeline?

Nah, the time lines have merged! I did came from the future to warm all of you but nobody listened!

Chicken will start tasting different that’s when you know the end is near!!!

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[saturnalian]

Edit, wrong quote

 

[IDKFA]

Something must of happend because what we are seeing in society today is anything but normal.

Nothing to do with another reality. since 2012 social media usage exploded. That's the answer.

Anyway, really excited it's back up and running. Hopefully we'll get answers to some huge questions, such as why antimatter is scarce etc.

 

[jufonuk]

Nah, the time lines have merged! I did came from the future to warm all of you but nobody listened!

Chicken will start tasting different that’s when you know the end is near!!!

Like what ? Like Tuna?

Chicken it’s like the Tuna of the land

 

[kurisu_1974]

Lot of weird stuff with this place. Their logo has 666 in it, and they have a statue of Shiva out front, which come employees did some death ritual a few years back.

I do think the alternate timeline at 2012 is possible. People today are literally insane.

The logo is a stylized version of particle collision mappings.

The "death ritual" was a prank video. No one was actually sacrificed.

Get that low energy conspiracy shit out of here.

 

[dr_octagon]

One of the CERN scientists recently made a comment about the power of the Large Hotdamn Collander.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Lot of weird stuff with this place. Their logo has 666 in it, and they have a statue of Shiva out front, which come employees did some death ritual a few years back.

I do think the alternate timeline at 2012 is possible. People today are literally insane.

You do know Shiva isn't a Demon lol? Also that was a prank video.

 

[Rikku-X]

Everything around it is going to taste purple and then a portal to another dimension is going to open.

Will they come out of it?

 

[Dream-Knife]

You do know Shiva isn't a Demon lol? Also that was a prank video.

Yes, she is the Hindu goddess of destruction.

It was a prank because it got leaked, like everything else.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Yes, she is the Hindu goddess of destruction.

It was a prank because it got leaked, like everything else.

He. And he's no Demon, he's a God of the Hindu Pantheon.

It's obvious you don't know what your talking about lol

 

[DragoonWalker]

I wish someone could explain to me the benefits of this research in layman's terms. What results did the previous runs yield, and how has it helped/what has it revealed to scientists? Something like this requires an insane amount of funding and energy, and just like Boston Dynamics, I feel like there's something else about their goals in the long run they're not telling the masses (not occult or anything, more like how it might be harnessed as a superweapon, or used by the government in some way).

 

[Dream-Knife]

He. And he's no Demon, he's a God of the Hindu Pantheon.

It's obvious you don't know what your talking about lol

I never said Shiva was a demon.

Did you just assume their gender?

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I never said Shiva was a demon.

Did you just assume their gender?

No did you just assume his gender?

Shiva is a male lol

 

[saturnalian]

Edit, wrong quote

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I agree with this, fuckin 2000 IQ physicists are not gonna do a "death ritual" prank video. That's something a Youtuber does.
Hard to believe but truth is a lot of people in the "science" community are hardcore atheists and even further.

So you believe that video?

 

[saturnalian]

Edit, wrong quote

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Never seen it, don't particularly care to either. All I'm saying is that the logic of extremely talented and rich physicists conducting a "death ritual prank video" like they're Youtubers, does not hold up.

People pull pranks all the time. It's funny how it's out in the open. That video is fake

 

[YukiOnna]

I don't trust them. I've played enough Steins;Gate and read enough conspiracy theories to know where this might go.

 

[saturnalian]

Edit, wrong quote

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Don't think about it! Just watch funny particle accelerator go weeeeee!!

Personally I like reading conspiracy theories and I believe in aliens. But I don't believe everything I read and watch is real.

 

[DeafTourette]

Never seen it, don't particularly care to either. All I'm saying is that the logic of extremely talented and rich physicists conducting a "death ritual prank video" like they're Youtubers, does not hold up.

Some of the funniest people are literal MENSA level geniuses! What? Because they're professionals, they can't do something for fun? Even silly fun? You must not know many highly intelligent people...

 

[Solarstrike]

Satan's time upon the Earth is coming to and End.

 

[MadAnon]

Never seen it, don't particularly care to either. All I'm saying is that the logic of extremely talented and rich physicists conducting a "death ritual prank video" like they're Youtubers, does not hold up.

You actually think there's only scientists working there? And you do realise there's tons of students from all over the world going through internships there each year? They have entire programs dedicated to it. Bright students have no sense of humor? It's a funny troll job because conspiracy lunatics were making all kinds of theories about CERN being some demon summoning, portal opening machine. They were also all over the Shiva statue being the sign of sinister goals. Those who made that fake ritual knew exactly what they were doing and conspiracy lunatics ate it all up.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Satan's time upon the Earth is coming to and End. L?

nah, Amber Heard is still alive and kicking.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Satan's time upon the Earth is coming to and End. L?

Hail Satan

 

[jufonuk]

Boris leaving so perhaps better timeline confirmed.

Not talking politics as such just that he is leaving so that’s cool

 

[gamescoltsfan]

Wooo let's have jump cut vids and instant breakfast and foo fighters vids

 

[saturnalian]

Edit, wrong quote

 

[DeepEnigma]

Your argument would work IF it was funny, but a fake death ritual isn't funny. Especially not funny to people who believe in God, it comes off as insulting and makes me think of these "scientists" as smug. Also, can you really blame the conspiracy theorists? These physicists are playing with things they don't fully understand, AND no one was asked whether or not it should be done. For example no vote was held for the common people whether or nor these experiments should be done, these "scientists" are unilaterally doing potentially world-ending things. I can see how people would think they're demon-summoners or whatever.

 

[Fox Mulder]

The logo is a stylized version of particle collision mappings.

The "death ritual" was a prank video. No one was actually sacrificed.

Get that low energy conspiracy shit out of here.

Wouldn’t you say it’s a prank if your death ritual video did leak though.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Wouldn’t you say it’s a prank if your death ritual video did leak though.