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kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Give your router a good smackHmmm ...
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
I feel bad for you. I disagree with you and blame you for all the problems sounds like someone in history that also called for genocide.
West Texas CEO
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EerieArcade
Member
Think I want to learn UI Design. Getting a little bored of my current job and wouldn't mind trying my hand at something a little different.
od-chan
Gold Member
I'm watching the Metaphor documentary, that was posted here yesterday. There was a moment where I was thinking they might be showing some location that might be a bit spoiler-ish, so I had this reflex to hold my hands before my eyes. Quick thinking on my feet, right?
Well, as my hand is nearing my face, I realize that I'm WEARING my vr headset. Now I just like look at my hand through the pass through with the video still very visibly playing, but in the palm of my hand now... sitting there for a moment, looking at my hand, and wondering if, after everything, it's this moment that finally broke my brain.
Turns out, wasn't even much of a spoiler.
Well, as my hand is nearing my face, I realize that I'm WEARING my vr headset. Now I just like look at my hand through the pass through with the video still very visibly playing, but in the palm of my hand now... sitting there for a moment, looking at my hand, and wondering if, after everything, it's this moment that finally broke my brain.
Turns out, wasn't even much of a spoiler.
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
V1LÆM
Gold Member
I kinda miss Twitter… I never posted on it but it was useful for following news, games, sports, authors, movies, etc. I had been on it since 2009 but it just got so bad I deleted it. The things I saw on it were absolutely disgusting and I noped the fuck right outta there.
Tried Instagram which is probably the best alternative but I ended up deleting that too. Tried Threads but so many weren’t using it even though they were on IG.
Tried Mastadon but it was bloody awful. Downloaded Bluesky today and it does remind me of the early days of Twitter but I can’t find a single person/thing that I want to follow. There is a bit of a positive vibe from what people post but it’s also a bit creepy. I mean it’s not bad but just feels kinda like a cult or something and everyone is going on about how much of a safe space it is. Maybe it’s just me.
I even downloaded TikTok but it’s so annoying and it’s just really videos which isn’t what I’m looking for.
Instagram is probably my best bet so might give it another shot. Twitter is not an option. Fuck that place. I just want to be able to keep up to date with my fav sports team, bands, news sources, video games, etc.
I can’t think of anything else. Tried Discord but it’s not my thing. I do have a Reddit that I lurk on.
Tried Instagram which is probably the best alternative but I ended up deleting that too. Tried Threads but so many weren’t using it even though they were on IG.
Tried Mastadon but it was bloody awful. Downloaded Bluesky today and it does remind me of the early days of Twitter but I can’t find a single person/thing that I want to follow. There is a bit of a positive vibe from what people post but it’s also a bit creepy. I mean it’s not bad but just feels kinda like a cult or something and everyone is going on about how much of a safe space it is. Maybe it’s just me.
I even downloaded TikTok but it’s so annoying and it’s just really videos which isn’t what I’m looking for.
Instagram is probably my best bet so might give it another shot. Twitter is not an option. Fuck that place. I just want to be able to keep up to date with my fav sports team, bands, news sources, video games, etc.
I can’t think of anything else. Tried Discord but it’s not my thing. I do have a Reddit that I lurk on.
Lunarorbit
Member
In the last year I've gotten at least 8 calls/texts from Randoms trying to buy my house. It's always a horrible connection and usually someone with a super strong accent.
I just told the last lady to give me $2 million for my home and hung up. It always seems like a scam as they ask for pertinent info from me. Like no... come with an actual offer and speak concise and clear English and I would listen.
I just told the last lady to give me $2 million for my home and hung up. It always seems like a scam as they ask for pertinent info from me. Like no... come with an actual offer and speak concise and clear English and I would listen.
EerieArcade
Member
Two days in a row, I've had insults hurled at me on my way home from work. Firstly, a group of four young lads said to me "White pussy motherfucker bastard." And on my way home tonight a car drove past and some woman shouted "Speccy bastard." I absolutely detest the people who live in this shithole of a city. They're not even remotely decent insults either. Put some effort in, please.
Plague Doctor
Member
You can tell everything about the quality of the entire menu of a chinese food restaurant by one bite of an egg roll.
If they fuck up an egg roll, they are fucking up everything.
If they fuck up an egg roll, they are fucking up everything.
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
grvg
Member
Hopefully we get to witness complete and total def system death
West Texas CEO
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No lies detected.
Audiophile
Member
The bravest people in the world just moved in a few blocks over, they've got a giant red Buddhist/Hindu Swastika right in the middle of their front door. No issue with that of course but without meaning to sound condescending I'm willing to bet 90% of folks aren't gonna get it.
od-chan
Gold Member
i love this broken world. people are dying, there are wars everywhere, and yet here I am hanging out, stoned and getting drunk on cheap wine while sitting in vr and watching girls young enough to be my daughters in very skimpy clothing performing bubbly songs, filling my entire peripheral vision, as if earth would be this happy place and this society is glady willing to gobble it up, elevate this "entertainment", sell it to us, market it, actually even have the guts to call it capitalism and barter as a good thing. i love how horribly dystopian polar oppositly these two worlds exist not only in spite of each other, but actually fueling one and another. you couldn't write this shit, people would call it orwelian or some variation.
the romans didn't have shit on us, we turned hedonism to over 9000
tick tack bitches
the romans didn't have shit on us, we turned hedonism to over 9000
tick tack bitches
Artoris
Gold Member
I have the same idea but I order portion of chips if they are not good then I dont buy from there It might have something to do with the quality of oil they fry in
Grildon Tundy
Member
Something must be done about office chairs that store years of butt sweat and poof it out when one sits down.
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Make employees wear diapers.
Grildon Tundy
Member
Something must be done about the diaper smell coming from the office dumpsters.
Vicetrailia
Member
Elon Musk is a failure of a human being, and is one of the shittiest peope living today. We are lucky that he is a moron, and not actually smart like the Koch Brothers or Bezos. But they stay in their lanes because they are actually intelligent and self aware.
Elon is a demented child and sociopath.
Elon is a demented child and sociopath.
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
UAPs
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The butt sweat is what gives the chairs flavor.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Pejo
Gold Member
I'm up to 6 at once btw.
Artoris
Gold Member
I can only see 4
Pejo
Gold Member
Funny enough if you treat it like one of those Magic Eye puzzles, you should be able to see 8, but it's still technically only 4. I can also see 2 above or below the 4 in the middle, but only for a millisecond, and only one or the other
Artoris
Gold Member
sometimes I think I see more and then its back to four
West Texas CEO
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Big Baller?
Grildon Tundy
Member
You can't trick me. This is obviously an interactive gif using my phone's camera to track my eye movement and update the image to hide black dots accordingly.I've been trying to defeat this image for like 20 minutes.
Grildon Tundy
Member
Big baller:
Pejo
Gold Member
I've been had!
Never got higher than 6 at once. I don't think it's possible without some sort of brain evolution or disorder. Maybe really W I D E L Y spread apart eyes.
V1LÆM
Gold Member
i was watching a movie on tv yesterday and the artifacting was so bad any time there was motion. i doubt it's my tv. probably shitty channel quality but it made me think is this an AI made movie?
i don't remember the name of it but it was one of those crappy cheap american TV movies. AI could probably do a better job than the shit these movies come up with.
these movies will be first to go when AI gets better. i was sitting there questioning myself if these were even real people or AI. you just don't know anymore these days. just made me think is all....
i don't remember the name of it but it was one of those crappy cheap american TV movies. AI could probably do a better job than the shit these movies come up with.
these movies will be first to go when AI gets better. i was sitting there questioning myself if these were even real people or AI. you just don't know anymore these days. just made me think is all....
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Audiophile
Member
I'm 32 and just spent 17mins trying to remember the term "pun".
It's been fun folks.
It's been fun folks.
Mistake
Member
Occasionally I think like this, and other times the shoe is on the other foot, like when I have tell my mother not to do certain things before she inevitably hurts herself
Audiophile
Member
Grown-arse man; I just added Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe to my music library.
V1LÆM
Gold Member
what's wrong with that? song's a bop
West Texas CEO
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Hobo life.
Lunarorbit
Member
Thanks obama
od-chan
Gold Member
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is her last name Ford?