I did end up going to the reunion. A ton of black folk I've never seen and a lot of food. Not like Waldo level, but a lot. Big ass burgers, hotdogs, fried chicken, BBQ chicken, potato salad, pasta salad, rice, gravy, cubed steak, yams, some fruit, baked beans, macaroni & cheese, and fish.
Dessert: 4 different types of pound cake, honey bun cake, and some kind of cream pie.
One of my older cousins could talk his ass off and was saying if we weren't cousins he'd hop on me with the quickness. That was awkward.