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Dragon Age: The Veilguard | Review Thread

What scores do you think Dragon Age: The Veilguard will get?

  • 60-64%

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • 65-69%

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • 70-74%

    Votes: 23 8.1%
  • 75-79%

    Votes: 59 20.8%
  • 80-84%

    Votes: 107 37.8%
  • 85-89%

    Votes: 53 18.7%
  • 90-94%

    Votes: 8 2.8%
  • 95-100%

    Votes: 5 1.8%

  • Total voters
    283
  • Poll closed .

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Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?


Much like people use the phrase “breast milk thief” when describing you.

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ManaByte

Gold Member
The sickest of burns. It's like pulling a Barve. The fact that it's nonsense makes you think about it a bit more...sweat a little....
It’s not nonsense. There was a series of breast milk thefts from the break room fridge at blizzard when he worked there. No proof of guilt of course. But he was the prime suspect and the thefts apparently stopped when he left.
 

royox

Member
Can you just not recruit que Qunari companion and just forget all that bullshit is in the game? Like you could tell Sera to go fuck herself in Inquisition.
 

Dr.Morris79

Member
It’s not nonsense. There was a series of breast milk thefts from the break room fridge at blizzard when he worked there. No proof of guilt of course. But he was the prime suspect and the thefts apparently stopped when he left.
Well of course it stopped, they got him out...

Not suspect at all (y)
 

gow3isben

Member
The graphics of those weird scenes are actually pretty good wayyyy better than Andromeda. The facial animations do not match dialogue though. Kind of stiff.

Clearly no motion capture.

I just won't comment on the content.
 
Honestly BG3 was a little too woke/cutesy/"contemporary" for my tastes, I would have really preferred a more serious tone. But by god it's Shakespeare compared to this.
Resident Evil 4 Remake and TOTK were the best of 2023. And try Rogue Trader, it's a CRPG like BG3 and it's way better in my opinion even with it's much lower budget.
 

Mattdaddy

Gold Member
My favorite reviewer has said this is his personal GOTY. Loves the game. This is the only YouTube channel i actually trust with reviews. Now i actually might get it but on sale. With Black Friday around the corner this will probably have a discount.



I typically like this guy too, but I was bummed he didn't go into any detail really on the actual writing and dialogue. I appreciate that Skillup gave pointed examples on why it was so bad, which matches all these absolutely cringe ass scenes were starting to see now.

Morts seemed way more 10,000 foot view. I dont think he got paid to shill or anything, but I was let down by his review overall he couldnt specifically counter any of the negativity. Surprised someone who is such a massive RPG guy completely passed over commenting on the state of the writing.
 

LMJ

Member
Thank you for the response. I understand now somewhat. However, do you by any chance know where the term derives from? Just trying to figure out where the demeaning/derogatory nature of it comes from since it is a new thing that I am seeing being thrown around.
This is just a shot in the dark, but my guess would be it is a spin on the Chad meme, you know the ultra powerful man,
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the alpha who looks down on the beta that's used a lot in right wing stuff so my guess is that it was meant to be a twist on that
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Edit, this game looks like it has some of the most atrocious writing I think I've ever seen it takes a lot to make me cringe, I'm a 4chan veteran I have been around the internet long enough that I have seen almost anything things that would crack weaker men and have, and this made me cringe Within 30 seconds

Every single line of dialogue, every single character interaction in that brief 30 minutes that was posted earlier let alone these other clips, it was so ham-fisted, so ignorant of anything and everything outside of its Social Circle.

So poorly constructed from any purpose of plot or character, so into lecturing and talking down to the reader rather than taking them through a journey, and so up its own ass that it can no longer pick up on the scent of methane as it inhales its own emissions on a level of toxic positivity where you walk on eggshells that allowed to offend anyone...

That it REALLY feels like poor right wing parody

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And I will just say I predict this is going to flop on a very large level, the majority of people who actually enjoy Dragon Age, are going to reject this and rightfully so you couldn't pay me to play this
 
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FunkMiller

Member
It’s not nonsense. There was a series of breast milk thefts from the break room fridge at blizzard when he worked there. No proof of guilt of course. But he was the prime suspect and the thefts apparently stopped when he left.

I don't think I've ever heard anything more on brand in my entire life.
 

Boss Mog

Member

This is absolutely ridiculous. I don't see how any competent person could greenlight shit like this. As if factions in a fantasy world would care about 2024 inclusivity.

They may have gotten the woke "journalists" to give the game high marks but despite that I doubt the game will meet its sales target.

It's sad to see companies whose games we used to enjoy churn out garbage like this. We need to realize that the people who made the old games we liked are either long gone or have fallen in line. Either way, today's BioWare is not the BioWare of its glory days. I had slim hopes for the new Mass Effect but now I know I'm just kidding myself.
 

Sentenza

Member
It’s not nonsense. There was a series of breast milk thefts from the break room fridge at blizzard when he worked there. No proof of guilt of course. But he was the prime suspect and the thefts apparently stopped when he left.
Isn't this your personal head canon/fanfiction?
As far as I remember the "breast milk theft" was mentioned a couple of years ago during the drama about "Blizzard being a toxic environment" (and God knows if it wasn't a complete exaggeration). This man hasn't been with the company for what? 12-14 years at this point?

I think the dude is a complete moron, but labeling him as a pervert and blaming him of a crime with no evidence just because people don't like him seems more than a bit unfair, if not even slimy.

EDIT - It also seems like it was a one-time thing and not a recurring situation?

 
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