Guilty_AI
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Isn't she part of some eco-terrorist group? Irl that'd spell major red flags, just saying
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You can turn one video game female into a real person and be with for the rest of your life. Who is it?
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Men_in_Boxes
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I resent the popularity of this thread.
Guilty_AI
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PeteBull
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Funny pic, to be inline with that fable uggo:
Real answer after giving it a bit of thoughts since im a guy in my 40s:
She cant be a japper, has to be submissive af, and cant get ugly/uglier with age(all my young gaf-bros who think it doesnt matter just put ur gf's/crushes/celeb u think is attractive pic into aging face site, u will see how much even 20-25years of difference makes to those 18-24yo girls, most of them even when being 7 or even 8/10 in their prime, become barely a 4 or lower in mid to late 40s, now imagine u have to hear that uggo complain and start fights with u over nothing on a daily basis while barely (once/week or even less) getting some pity/reward for compliance sex- thats what many(hard to say majority, but likely) married men have to go tru
, after those 3 conditions not that many are left, i will go with the one we didnt see yet in this tread for some variety:
Jokes aside, once AI is advanced enough in who knows next 10/20/30years most guys (maybe not top5%ers but definitely bottom 60%+ who can never ever dream of getting avg woman to respect them in relationship ) will opt for sex robots(and since we as men like variety, it will likely be multiple sex robots if we can afford it, or maybe by then those sex robots will be so advanced they will be able to change their looks substantiallly on the go.
Pretty sure we(we as most normal/avg men) will stop tolerating women inadequaticies at all coz they only get worse with modern society, 99%(to not say 99,9%) got so much worse nowadays vs what our grandfathers had to chose from
Real answer after giving it a bit of thoughts since im a guy in my 40s:
She cant be a japper, has to be submissive af, and cant get ugly/uglier with age(all my young gaf-bros who think it doesnt matter just put ur gf's/crushes/celeb u think is attractive pic into aging face site, u will see how much even 20-25years of difference makes to those 18-24yo girls, most of them even when being 7 or even 8/10 in their prime, become barely a 4 or lower in mid to late 40s, now imagine u have to hear that uggo complain and start fights with u over nothing on a daily basis while barely (once/week or even less) getting some pity/reward for compliance sex- thats what many(hard to say majority, but likely) married men have to go tru
, after those 3 conditions not that many are left, i will go with the one we didnt see yet in this tread for some variety:Jokes aside, once AI is advanced enough in who knows next 10/20/30years most guys (maybe not top5%ers but definitely bottom 60%+ who can never ever dream of getting avg woman to respect them in relationship ) will opt for sex robots(and since we as men like variety, it will likely be multiple sex robots if we can afford it, or maybe by then those sex robots will be so advanced they will be able to change their looks substantiallly on the go.
Pretty sure we(we as most normal/avg men) will stop tolerating women inadequaticies at all coz they only get worse with modern society, 99%(to not say 99,9%) got so much worse nowadays vs what our grandfathers had to chose from
Leviathicus
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Roronoa Zoro
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Tifa is the easy answer. Sure she's fucking hot but she's also emotionally open and willing to cry on your shoulder and to help you through tough times even if you try and murder her. She also can make drinks and seems fun enough to either enjoy a night in or go out and have some fun. Just so cool
MikeM
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Terrorist from the eyes of Shinra- sure. I mean, Shinra had no problem dropping an entire city level resulting in thousands of deaths.
Even more reason to like her.
Pegasus Actual
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Alyssa Mercante qualifies as 'video game female'
Feel free to change your votes everyone!
Feel free to change your votes everyone!
Those funnel kidneys.
ConkerTheSquirrel.
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Pegasus Actual
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I understand that you are intimidated by her superior gaming knowledge having run the top gaming website of all time. Think of the couch co-op? All these people saying Aerith and shit? You're gonna have to spend every weekend going to lame shit like flower shops and she's gonna expect you to help people and like care for the environment or whatever (sorry haven't played FFVII in over 25 years)
Tiamat2san
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Judy from cyberpunk if she becomes heterosexual.
Otherwise Tifa.
Otherwise Tifa.
JimmyRustler
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FF7 Remake Tifa
I mean… I played the game alright. There can be no other answer.
I mean… I played the game alright. There can be no other answer.
wipeout364
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There are lots of good characters in this thread. One character I really enjoyed recently and that I have not seen mentioned is Panam Palmer from Cyberpunk, I thought she was a fantastic, felt like a real person and was very beautiful.
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Gojiira
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Kasyrra from Corruption of Champions 2. Might be a Text based game but Mommy Kas is the GOAT
E-Cat
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It doesn't seem to make any biological sense, right? But for some reason, the correlates of beauty work through those layers of abstraction, achieving largely the same effect. The human mind is an easily duped house of cards... now think of all the areas where this applies
-BLITZ-
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Very hard to chose actually.
Between
Alyx Vance (Half-Life)
Lilth/Maya/Moxxi/Gaige (Borderlands)
Elizabeth (Bioshock)
Evie Frye (Assassin's Creed)
Dani Rojas (Far Cry)
I will still go with the new Lara Croft. The way her features look and move so natural with the voice and accent, I really enjoyed playing with her.
Between
Alyx Vance (Half-Life)
Lilth/Maya/Moxxi/Gaige (Borderlands)
Elizabeth (Bioshock)
Evie Frye (Assassin's Creed)
Dani Rojas (Far Cry)
I will still go with the new Lara Croft. The way her features look and move so natural with the voice and accent, I really enjoyed playing with her.
gamerEMdoc
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Shadowheart
Reboot version of Croft
Triss Merigold
Reboot version of Croft
Triss Merigold
ReBurn
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Zathalus
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Assuming the character keeps their powers and is fully loyal to me, then being hot or pretty is basically the last thing I would care about. Give me somebody powerful who can make me powerful. Immortality would be pretty sweet as well.
The only one I can think of that would fit that criteria is Lilith from Diablo.
The only one I can think of that would fit that criteria is Lilith from Diablo.
ANIMAL1975
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You want a playstation wife with so many Xbox hotties
- No money spent on pricey shampoos
- Happy with cheap soda
I see that as an absolute win.
I'm disappointe
Black_Stride
do not tempt fate do not contrain Wonder Woman's thighs do not do not
Guardian Monkey
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I mean does Kotaku control mainstream video game media? They have been regarded in most video game circles as a joke for well over a decade it seems.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
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Closer
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So I'll stay true and go with: Estellise Sidos Heurassein from Tales of Vesperia.
>cute
>pure
>rich
Seriously though, she has a kindness to her that is unparalleled even in fiction.
She's the first one that came to mind.
od-chan
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Nah the only medicre one is Star Ocean Integrity and Faithlessness. I love the rest
great cast though
I was actually gonna say how this is the only one I played, but I got it confused with the PS3 one, The Last Hope. I thought people hated that one even more. I remember downloading the undub for it since the main girl was voiced by a seiyuu who was in Strike Witches, Haganai and To Love Ru. Needless to say, I loved both of these games, but I was very very drunk playing them (hence me forgetting I even played two of these games and not just one)
e: I might have confused something, maybe the ps3 version I played didn't require an undub? Idk, long time ago. These were dark times where lots of games sadly didn't come with original voices. I remember what a pain it was to get like the malaysian version or something of FF XII because that was the only one with jp dub/eng sub
It's genuinely nice to see so many fellow men of culture here <3
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
great cast though
I was actually gonna say how this is the only one I played, but I got it confused with the PS3 one, The Last Hope. I thought people hated that one even more. I remember downloading the undub for it since the main girl was voiced by a seiyuu who was in Strike Witches, Haganai and To Love Ru. Needless to say, I loved both of these games, but I was very very drunk playing them (hence me forgetting I even played two of these games and not just one)
It's genuinely nice to see so many fellow men of culture here <3
I only play Star Ocean for the gameplay. Five was the worst in that regard too. I loved how every character is used whenever you go into battle. But that was the only thing I liked about the game except for WAIFUs. Green haired lady in that bodysuit is a good example. As for 4, I love 4 too. I spend a good 200 hours just grinding my characters etc
Synastry
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Rookies numbers I have well over 25K hours in total in SO4 if you combine the 360,ps3 and ps4 remaster version game.
Over 6000H in the 360 version back in 2008,
Over 12K hours in the ps3
Over 8K hours in the PS4 HD version.
Dont ask why but if you must know 2 reason.
The battle system and Reimi.
JohnnyPhats
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Don’t know that a Fleshlight needs eyes.
think about it...
wipeout364
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See this is the thing, I like the character so much that I didn’t want to post a trashy picture of her which to me was a testament to the writing. She really was great and I did not want her story arc to end.
I didn't have to think about this.
FYI - I totally don’t mind your picture just saying why my post doesn’t have that kind of picture.
NanaMiku
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I bought these because only Hayamin is in it
Huh, didn't realize both games are from Sega
PeteBull
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Aerith is as flatchested as a teenage boy, bro, dont hold it against us, girl has to have something to breath with and something to sit on, aka coke bottle figure, for most of us, and i dont mean some ONS or more casual stuff, but we talking 1 girl 4life aka mariage(well if u dont step out, which happens in marriage too, as long as u bring enough to the table and she knows she got best deal possible she will even dont mind u stepping out too much as long as its just physical act of sex, aka no feelings involvend and u wont spend resources regulary on the sidebiatch/dont bring any disease back home ;P ).Damn, no love for Aerith?
I know Tifa is hotter but Aerith has always had a cut and fun vibe
Also technically she is the party healer. So no more doc visits forever is a nice plus.
Dunno if any1 still remembers old tifa's look before the remake chestsize nerf, it was proper
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
I bought these because only Hayamin is in it
Huh, didn't realize both games are from Sega
That's one of the first games I bought for Switch. That version has all the DLC. It was a good game
Aerith is as flatchested as a teenage boy, bro, dont hold it against us, girl has to have something to breath with and something to sit on, aka coke bottle figure, for most of us, and i dont mean some ONS or more casual stuff, but we talking 1 girl 4life aka mariage(well if u dont step out, which happens in marriage too, as long as u bring enough to the table and she knows she got best deal possible she will even dont mind u stepping out too much as long as its just physical act of sex, aka no feelings involvend and u wont spend resources regulary on the sidebiatch/dont bring any disease back home ;P ).
Dunno if any1 still remembers old tifa's look before the remake chestsize nerf, it was proper
She makes it up for her personality but I'm more of a Tifa, Yuffie and Jessie guy
Bro thought we wouldn't notice the Minamo sneaking.
My girlfriends
od-chan
Gold Member
Dunno if any1 still remembers old tifa's look before the remake chestsize nerf, it was proper
This is the stuff I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night over
XXL
Member
You can fix her.