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Playboy: Millenials are less interested in breasts than older generations
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ehm a nice face with a bad body is iffy on a purely physical level. note and ill be clear were talking on a simply physical level . also works other way around but i guess a great bod an okay face is way more attractive than a nice face on a okay bod .. on a purely physical level... again stressing on a purely physical level.
perfectchaos007
Member
Playboy needs to completely overhaul its business model if they want to survive. Sex still sells just as much as ever, but its not being consumed via magazines anymore. My brilliant idea to save Playboy? Go VR.
Hear me out. Imagine every month being able to walk the halls of the playboy mansion surrounded by topless playboy bunnies in VR. When you walk into a bedroom, you may find that month's centerfold in the middle of her photoshoot, and you can watch that photoshoop happen in full 360 view. Or in another room you may encounter a playboy bunny who is holding one of the few physical copies of that months playboy issue, and if you hang out in that room, the playboy bunny will read you an article. Afterall, the articles in Playboy are some of the best in journalism.
Possibilities are endless, and it may not catch on, but the print publication is on its last legs so its worth a shot
Hear me out. Imagine every month being able to walk the halls of the playboy mansion surrounded by topless playboy bunnies in VR. When you walk into a bedroom, you may find that month's centerfold in the middle of her photoshoot, and you can watch that photoshoop happen in full 360 view. Or in another room you may encounter a playboy bunny who is holding one of the few physical copies of that months playboy issue, and if you hang out in that room, the playboy bunny will read you an article. Afterall, the articles in Playboy are some of the best in journalism.
Possibilities are endless, and it may not catch on, but the print publication is on its last legs so its worth a shot
Conciliator
Banned
millenials killed tits
Hm, depends on whether you just turned 36, or are going on 37. There's no universally agreed upon age range for who qualifies as a millenial, but in regards to the early '80s starting point associated with the term, those born in 1981 are typically counted as millenials under most classifications (not so much under the US Census Bureau, which settled on 1982-2000).
capitalCORN
Member
In the age of free streaming porn. I'd say making people pay hundreds for a set, THEN a charging a monthly fee, is probably too much to watch a bunch of notfucking.
Do these conclusions even make sense? If you're searching for porn on a porn site, chances are any video you pull up is gonna have breasts. Maybe millennials are just better at optimizing their searches into other categories while old folks only know how to write 'TITS' in the search bar.
Playboy's version of the "Got Drat Millennials" think piece meme.
Why aren't millennials buying physical magazines for their porn any more? We publish breasts!!
Sorry you can't compete with the internet Playboy, I know it's hard to publish a centerfold picture that's a literal in camera view of full penetration but you'll always have your niche of people who think physical magazines are still relevant.
Why aren't millennials buying physical magazines for their porn any more? We publish breasts!!
Sorry you can't compete with the internet Playboy, I know it's hard to publish a centerfold picture that's a literal in camera view of full penetration but you'll always have your niche of people who think physical magazines are still relevant.
TsunamiOfSwagger
Member
My partners best asset is her ass. Absolutely adore it.
Monkeyball
Banned
I thought millennials didn't care about the opposite sex at all, just memes.
Souldriver
Member
Are nothing more than fake asses. In the end, boobs
Hierophant
Banned
why does every article give the millennial view on things?
i don't give a shit especially since most of them are based off some weird statistics that don't mean anything in reality
i don't give a shit especially since most of them are based off some weird statistics that don't mean anything in reality
perfectchaos007
Member
At this point I don't think people buy playboy to jerk off. They need to sell the fantasy of living in a mansion with a bunch of beautiful women, and VR can immerse their audience in that world.
roflwaffles
Member
27 here. Legs, ass, and face are all better than boobs IMO.
Works out for some VR Porn sites.
Cow Mengde
Banned
Asses are just breasts without nipples. There's more to breasts than ass. Hell, men have asses too. Men don't have breasts. Unless unless it's man boobs. Moobs are gross and hairy.
monchi-kun
Member
Where's that collage? Time to add
"Millennials kill breasts"
"Millennials kill breasts"
I was gonna say bullshit and then I noticed it was about searching, and yeah I don't really search for any body parts for whatever reason. Breast preferences are so subjective I guess that it seems like a useless thing to search for unless you are looking for a very specific "breast type". If I knew what to call exactly what I like maybe I would but eh I think it's more about the specific stars anyways.
Blackpanther25
Member
I feel the same way. I don't discriminate against breast sizes but I don't mess with flat asses.
capitalCORN
Member
Asses have a hole.
perfectchaos007
Member
I'm a facial symmetry guy myself
Kitsunebaby
Member
As someone with rather large boobs, this has not been my experience.
I personally love both, but if I had to name the true king of sexy body parts, it's gotta be the thighs. Nice thick thighs are better than anything.
I personally love both, but if I had to name the true king of sexy body parts, it's gotta be the thighs. Nice thick thighs are better than anything.
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
I agree with this. Its why people can't get straight up ass implants and call it a day. The thighs dont lie.
Cow Mengde
Banned
That smells bad.
Subpar Scrub
Banned
<3
Us Millenials know what's up.
She definitely brought in or contributed to the tsunami of white girls doing 50 squats in yoga pants on Instagram to get as big of an ass as possible. Before that most white girls wanted small butts. I was in high school during the years after the initial leak and considering my "group" throughout most those years consisted of 8 girls plus me, I witnessed the transition live lmao.
perfectchaos007
Member
and breasts can produce food. thats pretty neat
capitalCORN
Member
And pussy smells like roses?
monchi-kun
Member
lactation porn?
perfectchaos007
Member
The market definitely exists
Patrick Young
Member
The bottom half is the sexiest. Thick legs, round arses and wide hips. Damn, son.
Really, dude?
BLOODED_hands
Member
I've learn to love both. Yes it's harder for me to find a model who has both, but once you find one..... Or two....
Z..
Member
You're still a millennial, though! You're right on the cusp. Take comfort in that.
lightskintwin
Banned
I'm not saying she didn't contribute, but it's pretty obvious culturally where the big influence came from to cause the shift. As it does with a lot of things, African American culture.